Update -

It appears that we may be in the clear- that is no crackheads or ghosts in the camper. This is what Dale assures me. He also thinks I am a big baby who, if I was allowed, would call 911 everyday. Cluny also assures me that yes, the 911 dispatcher could potentially be on a first name basis with me.

I assured both of them that it is not my fault that weird and scary things always happen to me.

On an aside- it appears the crackhouse may have really moved out- there was a vacuuming service in there yesterday- 1) to clean it up for the new tenants 2) to remove blood/drug stains !?