How to Avoid Stress ( without having to hide in your basement)

Report Card season is upon us. Any teachers out there will know the stress related to this tedious, unruly task. I have gathered some stress relieving tips- feel free to use if you want.

For those of you who aren't teachers, now is the time to be extra nice to those teachers around you. AND if you see them doing these wacky things, understand they are being proactive before they pull all their hair out.

• jam marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out
• tatoo "out to lunch" on your forehead
• leaf through a magazine and draw underwear and or mustaches on people
• go shopping, buy tons, sweat in it, return it the next day
• dance naked in your bathroom
• make wax figurines out of your earwax

Maybe these will help. I might try one or two. Let me know if you have any other suggestions.