Funny What You Hear...

During an art activity today, I sat back and listened to the students talking amongst themselves. These are a few random things that I heard:

• "My mom has hair under her armpits..."
• "My sister is really smart, but she is in Grade 1 and she can't really talk..."
• " Are you a Christian?"
• "Everywhere you go in Drumheller, you see dinosuars...everywhere!"
• "I am not actually a child, I am really a midget..."
• "Hey, those are my working goggles..."
• "My Grandma uses butter, but my Mom uses Olive Oil, she's a real chef..."

And what was said to me.. "Um... Ms. Getz... ____ just puked on his desk..." and "Ms. Getz... _____ just said the 'f' word..."

What a day! Friday!